What Happened to Good Ol' Fashioned Intrusiveness?
I am 40 weeks and counting now, so I've almost reached the finish line of my first pregnancy. Whew. Soon life will finally go back to normal. I love making statements like that. It gives people the opportunity to say things like, "Life will never be normal again!" and "Just you wait, you don't even know what you're getting into!" and "Hey, that's my chocolate cake, just 'cause you finished yours doesn't mean you can start eating off my plate, fatty!" Er, maybe that last one doesn't apply. But, y'know? For all the warnings I got about how much unsolicited advice I'd receive, and how many strangers would touch my belly without asking, and what inappropriately terrifying labour stories people would share with me during my pregnancy, I've really had very little of any of that. And, frankly, I'm a little disappointed. Here I was, all ready to be righteous and indignant and say things like, "...