Nobody wants me to get rats.
The following is a list of responses I've received to my saying, "I might get rats":

1) What?!?
2) Okkaaaaaaaay...
3) Well, that will make you popular.
4) Why?
I think the problem here is that people are thinking I'm going to get this kind of rat:

...while I'm actually thinking more along the lines of this:
See? Totally different things. It just goes to show you that beauty is the most important thing in the world, next to popularity.
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One caveat. Please don't let them them run around on your body as you panhandle at the corner of University and Queen. That intersecton gives me weird feelings because it's so close to my old workplace.