"I lost a pom pom, do we have any extras?"
Actor: "What's my next scene!"
Dresser: "I don't know!"
"Has anyone seen my frilly red underwear?"
"I shouldn't have had that falafel before the show."
"Sorry!" (usually following a collision as actors rush to make entrances)
"Greg, that dress looks great on you. I love the sparkles."
"I have to make a gunshot noise but I CAN'T FIND MY DRUMSTICK!"
"Crap, the curtain's busted."
"Someone tell stage management the curtain's busted."
"Does stage management know the curtain's busted?"
Actor: "Just so you know, the curtain's busted."
SM: "Yes, WE KNOW, THANK YOU. We'll fix it at intermission."
"How can I make myself pop out of this corset a little more?"
Actor 1:"I feel like I'm getting a bit of a sore throat"
Actor 2:"Don't touch me"
"Someone's pom pom is on stage"
"I can't find my gas mask"
"Are there any timbits left?"
"I forget what note I start on."
"Hey, I think someone brought you flowers. Oh wait, no - they're for the other Mike."
"Is this Act I or Act II?"
"I have a hole in my fishnets."
"You up for a beer after?"
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