- I love you, Billy Crystal. You're like a totally hilarious version of my mother's apple pie, if my mother's apple pie were slightly puffy from too much Botox.
- Angelina Jolie, we'll totally still like you if you gain 20 lbs. Please stop the insanity and eat five roast beef dinners immediately.
- Mr. Plummer, you are a class act. I'm sorry for all the people who keep telling you how much they enjoyed you in The Sound of Music.
- Kristen Wiig, I am so sad you didn't win for screenwriting. I desperately wanted to hear your acceptance speech.
- Angelina again: What was with the weird stance when you presented? Was this an inside joke that I didn't get?
My kid flew to the UK on July 30th. He comes back in a week. Although not
making anyone dinner is…
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My kid flew to the UK on July 30th. He comes back in a week. Although not
making anyone dinner is the best, I’m ready for him to come back soon.
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