But why are linen napkins so interesting?

I'm getting table linen ads in my feed and am working hard to resist them. I want to save up for our family vacation this summer and I do NOT need more high-end, soft, sustainable napkins. But pals, I want them. My kids started to ignore me so I had a minute to look up at my house and it turns out it could use some zhuzhing. I crave cute pillows and silver candlesticks. I PURCHASED SILVER POLISH. I also deeply connect with the narrator in Miranda July's novel, All Fours, who spends $20,000.00 (USD, people!) redecorating a motel room. I am both rejecting the male gaze and seeking physical beauty. 47 is a trip.