Tuesday, October 6, 2009


I just read that Jim Carrey is gaining 50lbs for an upcoming role, which makes me think: when am I going to be offered a part that is conditional upon my gaining weight? I think I could do it. My diet would consist of:

- donuts
- cheese
- donuts with cheese on them
- cheese with a side of donuts
- cheese-flavoured donuts
- some more donuts
- sticks of cheese
- cubes of cheese
- Kraft single slices
- fish 'n' chips

Yeah, I could do it. Y'know why? Because I'm committed to my craft. I would gain 25lbs and then people would call me brave, just like they did with Renee Zellweger when she was playing Bridget Jones.

(Dr. Joshi, if you're reading this, please do not be alarmed. I'm just kidding. Well, not about liking donuts and cheese. That's totally true.)


Anonymous said...

I don't want to help you gain weight unless it involves peanut butter chocolate ice cream. And more cheese and donuts, (mmmm, Timbit fantasies......)

Anonymous said...

No, you mean you are committed to your Kraft. ;-)

(Found this blog via Kate and am letting you know I am reading, so as not to be creepy. Or maybe telling you *is* creepy? Ooops.)

-- Lisa W. :-)

Alison Jutzi said...

Committed to my Kraft...LOVE IT.

It's okay, Lisa W., you're not creepy. Thanks for visiting! ;)