Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Folk With Benefits

Oh, hello, hi. So I'm sitting here in my pretty dress which I wore to Hugh Jackman's wonderful show, watching an old GSP fight on the TiVo because Phil turned it on and then left the room, and I thought I would say hello, hi, how are you, and let you know what I've been working on.

I and my friend Chelsea are busily gearing up for our Calgary Fringe show, Folk With Benefits, which will run from July 29th to August 6th. If you live in the Calgary area, we'd love to see you there. If you live in Toronto, we'd love to see you pay $672 to come see us, and we promise we'll give you at least one free beer.

Let me tell you a little bit about our show. It's about two comedic folk songstresses on the last leg of their cross-Canada tour. It's funny, quirky and dirty, and you will love it. Seriously, totally worth the $672.

Check out our website! Not to brag, but I made it myself and hardly cried at all when I was trying to figure out how to publish it. Now that I've done it, I'm considering becoming an IT consultant.

And now to summarize: Folk With Benefits, Calgary, I'm a computer genius.

Good night!


PS said...

You totally forgot to mention that GSP won that fight. He DESTROYED Matt Serra.

...Just so people know that I did not leave you to watch a depressing loss or anything. I'm not that inconsiderate.

I would totally pay the $672, but I get the funny, quirky and dirty at home for free. Yay marriage!

Alison Jutzi said...

Oh husband, you are so droll. xo